Florencio Jose Menendez
:T
His middle and last are from two of Florida’s Spanish governors
Jose : from Jose Maria Coppinger. Florida’s last Spanish governor. He was the guy in charge of evacuating Florida’s entire population to Cuba. /for the second time since he was governor during FL’s second Spanish rule.
Menendez: of course from Pedro Menendez de Aviles, the founder of St. Augustine and first governor of Florida.
lol His first name is just one I found really ‘punnish’ and incredibly cute, I dunno.
// Even his genderbent name is punnish lol
Marisol Maria Ponce
Marisol: sounds like ‘Mar y Sol’ in Spanish which means ‘Sea and sun’
Maria: after the first born child in San Agustin who’s name was Maria <3 she actually had papers and proof she was real…unlike a certain baby born in Virginia /ujuuuum,
Ponce…well…after Juan Ponce duh.
//gonna reblog to my own blog so I can keep this here too :T
yumabutt
I own all yous butts.
buttbutt
whitepowerbutt
octobutt
wunderbutt
altrabutt
bridget………
undyiingumbutt
daves-butt
:’)
kasndkahs i AM THE BUTT
butt-ovaries
just-a-butt
yumabutt
(Source: ohhitherestranger)
| asami: | you kissed korra????? |
| mako: | she kissed me first!!!!! |
| asami: | but you kissed her back didn't you? |
| mako: | i...i... |
| asami: | how was she? |
| asami: | is she a good kisser? |
| asami: | does she use a lot of tongue? |
| asami: | is her lips soft? |
| asami: | maybe i should kiss her |
| asami: | i want her lips all over me |
| asami: | i think she'd be great in bed |
| asami: | i'd rip her clothes off and make sweet sweet love to her |
| mako: | |
| asami: | get outta town mako we're over |
Lol butthurt fangirls.connor-ratohnhaketons-hot-ass:
厚塗りは奥が深い…がんばろう
Oh my God, this is terrifying but so beautiful. The expression on his face is killing me.
Yeah I read someplace that in one of the comic book series, Thor takes Loki back to Asgard, and they sew his mouth shut and then they FUCKING LAUGH AT HIM.
That’s terrible :(
Art is pretty cool though.
when you’re reading the most amazing fic and it has several chapters and it gives all those otp feelings and you start to cry because it’s perfect and then you see the last date it was updated: 05/12/1435
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(via just-a-pro)
| Thor: | I need a horse! |
| Loki: | Give me nine months! |
| tourist: | could you give us directions to Olive Garden? |
| new yorker: | no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol |
| tourist: | oh you think youre clever??? |
| new yorker: | what |
| tourist: | i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness |
| new yorker: | oh... oh god i'm so sor |
| tourist: | no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself |
| the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole |
I cry… everytime.
Now at least I’ll pay attention in math…. chronicling their sad love stories.
(Source: lemongum, via capaillgorm)
omg this makes me so uncomfortable and nervous
:c
(Source: photooverload, via yesthisismak)
In norse mythology Loki had quite a lively sex life. Not only did he have children with his wife Sigyn, the giantess Angrboda and the stallion Svadilfari. He also had the habit of changing into a beautiful Maiden and seducing Midgardian men. There used to be a lot of men, especially black smith and druids, who claimed to be offsprings of Loki.
Yo momma jokes just acquired a whole new level of creepy.
(via cocokat)
Back in the old days before I got a cell phone I could use to get online with, I would seriously call my best friend, tell her to log onto my gaia account, and read me the replies to by roleplays. If it was a short 1-2 paragraph reply, I would either text her what It needed to say or tell her over the phone. I later repaid her for dealing with my crap by buying her pocky and sitting through Naruto with her.
Friendship FTW
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((lol.. .